obscuse

obscuse - an excuse that is so obtuse

"comin out tonight?" and their excuse was, "naw im painting my walls with hamsters" thats obscuse

by jazzynsazzy June 16, 2011

Obsidian Cricket

An African-American with distinct facial and body features that resembles similar traits to a cricket.

"Your ass look like an obsidian cricket the way you move that hellcat around."

by Mr.GabeItches327 June 28, 2022

The observer

When you're fucking your girl and when you're about to cum, take a shit on her big toe and then you both stare at it until you fall asleep

"last night my girl got freaky and we did The Observer"

by Elongated dolphin June 1, 2021

Observise

To see; to make an observation.

Did you observise that way that bitch was just looking at us?

by Jennifer Miller November 11, 2006

Obsidian Angel Warfare

An omega awesome clan, that is extremely beast. Everyone who is in, must like pie. Or else. Metal Gear Online is awesome.

"Damn! That guy is in Obsidian Angel Warfare (OAW)! He must like pie! They are beast you know."

by SN4KEOPS July 3, 2008

Obstruction of Justice

an action that takes years of practice and is only Mastered by a few. There is only one person so far that has mastered this action. President Donald Trump

Donald Trump insists on self impeaching with obstruction of justice.

by datgv September 24, 2019

obsequious ass licking fool

A disparaging phrase coined especially for Mike Pence who spent his entire stint as Vice President trying to form an opinion and steadily transmitting an odd, glazed half-smile which he was told by White House image makers looked supportive of the Criminal in Chief.

There is no question about how vapid this obsequious ass licking fool really is and it is these qualities that make him electable as the best political puppet of the ultra-racist and pseudo-Christian far-right since Donald J. Trump.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023