muddy turtle

The act of wiping the shit off one's anus onto the bottom of their nut sack with toilet paper after defecating.

Michael had to take a bath after committing a muddy turtle.

by Broken Rubber April 26, 2014

Mudding

To play, or take part in, a MUD (Multi-User Dungeon,Domain, or Dimension)

Man, there's nothing better to do than Mudding on a Saturday night!!

by NeNeK January 27, 2007

Muddy

Huevito

Huevitoooo your muddy my boy... Cut the bangs !

by Ryan and Adam May 13, 2016

Muddy Lizard

A big sweaty cock that has fallen flaccid out of a girl's freshly shit asshole.

This girl who wears primary pastel primary color t-shirts told me she'd kill me if I broke up with her. I got a muddy lizard.

by Blackwater Brian July 6, 2012

Mudder

Hick.
a person who likes to go muddin.
most likey owns a mud-truck to go muddin in.
wears steel toed boots.
thinks they're the shit but are really just the mudders.

That Mudder must have went muddin. hes got mud all over his mud-truck and boots.

yeah what a mudder trucker.

by Kelsie UU July 26, 2009

mudder blumpkin

While orally pleasuring a women from behind, you proceed to mudder boat her while she shits all over your face

It took me two showers to clean my face from last nights mudder blumpkin

by Flumpkin Bucker October 23, 2009

Muddy Soup Bowl

Where you are doing your girlfriend from behind while she has diarrhea.

"Dude, I did the muddy soup bowl last night, it was righteous!!!"

by Long Dong Salam December 19, 2009