Muff gluten

MUFF GLU-TON.
A muff gluten is a man or female that craves vagina...
Also see: Butt gluten and Cock gluten

Tom H:"Moomin loves pussy; shame he never gets any."
Duke:"He is quite the muff gluten

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

muffer

A girl with a large volume of public hair otherwise known as a muff. Muffers can be seen at the beach or by the pool where their muffs appear as bulges in their swimsuits.

That girl is a muffer.

Check out her muff.

by wexter December 2, 2014

muff diver

the name for a person who when licking a woman's vagina, enjoys pushing their entire head inside of the vaginal cavity

dave is a real muff diver

by fencepannel November 18, 2019

red muff

the female version of "blue balls"

when a female's cooch is throbbing and pulsing as a direct result of profound sexual stimulation without a climax. especially known to also occur when a male teases the shit out of a bitch but does not finish the deed.

That bitch was all over me! She definitely had red muff from last night...

After several hours of dry humping and taint fucking at the club, Sally went to bed with a sever case of red muff.

by pOoNiSh December 1, 2009

fairbanks muff heater

when a person survives the cold of Alaska by going balls deep in the muff of an obese eskimo. usually done by ft. wainwright infantrymen desperate to get laid. due to an over-abundance of these eskimos, it is a fairly common practice.

"do you know where pvt. smitty "
"last time we seen him, he was leaving KJs to get a fairbanks muff heater"

by blueballsandstickyfingers September 20, 2017

MUFF

Mandatory ugly fat friend. Every hot girl you know in your life has one of these. They are often known has enforcers, body guards, and offensive linemen. Not sure the reasoning behind it, maybe the hot girls want to make themselves look better, but just always make sure you beware of the MUFF...

There goes another MUFF

by J ROG809 October 4, 2010

muff

Muff: muff is now a very rare species of vagina, it is BIG HAIRY SMELLY FLOPPY STRETCHED WORNO OUt fud, these "muffs" are a dieing species since the invention of mufficide or more commonly know as a brazilian, did you know? each day over 1,000,000 muffs are killed in humanly by being ripped of with boiling hot wax or with a razor or even sometimes laser surgery, you've all heard of save the whales, well now we have save the muff so please with all your heart vote no on mufficide even tho muffs are fucking disgusting lol

"oohh baby i can't wait till u put it in"*pulls down undies* holly fuck!!!!!!!! your 15 years old and u have a great big old hairy fucking muff... man it smells like someones gotten fish and deep fried it in poo u young attractive hagg!

by Sam_big_penis May 7, 2008