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when a person survives the cold of Alaska by going balls deep in the muff of an obese eskimo. usually done by ft. wainwright infantrymen desperate to get laid. due to an over-abundance of these eskimos, it is a fairly common practice.
"do you know where pvt. smitty "
"last time we seen him, he was leaving KJs to get a fairbanks muff heater"
by blueballsandstickyfingers September 20, 2017
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