mortgage birth

when you use the governmental help to get the better rate interest on your mortgage if you have a child

My parents didn't want a second child but the government promised too sweet an interest rate on mortgage so I was a mortgage birth

by Maria_Rossa February 6, 2025

Mort

Probably the ugliest name/dude in the history of this world. This kid gets absolutely no play at all especially after his ex girlfriend dumped his lazy and pathetic ass. If ur name is mort u go out every weekend trying to get box and fail tremendously. U definitely also pee ur pants after a rough night.

Guy 1: you know mort?
Guy 2: ya he’s a pussy

by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025

Mortars

Anything is a dildo if your brave enough

I love to use mortars after hours

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

mort

big troublemaker, replica of bart simpson but more troublesome.

my classmates are such big morts.

by morting March 14, 2025

Mort

A typical urbaniginy, normally a tattoo enthusiast that idolises 2PAC and struggles to become a member of society.

Oh, Rory is a typical degenerate. What a mort.

by DMB is looking like poo.. April 26, 2025

Mortgage eyes

When an eye of a person remains fixed on you and the other eyes is looking at their own ear
One is fixed and the other is variable

"Watch out Mum, the woman in the little yellow car is about to run is off the road"

" Don't worry love, look she is gesturing to us that it's our fault, it's only Mortgage eyes from down the road!"

by Pcmreform January 17, 2026

Mortadelizate/Mortadelo-ize yourself

Endure/invite someone to use a photo-editing app to give themselves the signature features of the Mortadelo and Filemon characters (Mission Implausible/Contra Jimmy el Cachondo ones).

(The word was used for a official promotional material for the 2014 Spanish movie: Mortadelo and Filemon: Mission Implausible)

"Hey, bud! How about you Mortadelizate/Mortadelo-ize yourself?"

by Jakublishing March 7, 2026