Workshybastard

A man who likes to watch other people do work but never lifts a finger himself

Hey Dad, why has that man just got out of his little yellow car and put all his rubbish in next door skip?

Oh don't worry Son, that just a workshybastard!

by Pcmreform June 24, 2025

FattyMgatti

A School caretaker who is on the large4 side that believes he is more than just a general dogsbody

Child: Hey dad, what a FattyMagatti

Father: See the guy on the crossing, waving traffic through and stopping kids crossing, we'll that son is FattyMgatti!

by Pcmreform July 04, 2024

Eef

Eastern European Filth

Have you seen that cheap car for sale in Facebook, full mot and such low milage?

Yeah probably being sold by some Eef!!

by Pcmreform June 25, 2024

Pooknucks

When you have brown scaly skin on your knuckles

Doctor, what's this rough brown skin in my knuckles?

That Sir is a classic case of Pooknucks

by Pcmreform June 26, 2024

Lucky Disease

The scientific name for Vitiligo

CHILD: Hey dad, whys that black guy got white patches on his face?

FATHER: That my son is called the Lucky Disease!

by Pcmreform June 26, 2024