Hanzo Main
1. Someone whose preferred character in Overwatch is Hanzo (Literal)
2. Someone who plays Hanzo almost exclusively, even when the situation doesn’t can for his use. (Derogatory Literal)
3. Anyone in a team based multiplayer game who exhibits one or more of the following qualities:
A: Refusal to play anything other than a specific preferred character, even if they are genuinely terrible at that character. (2 kills, 3 assists, and 14 deaths in a 20 minute game.)
B: Total unwillingness to play the objective, instead focusing on showing off and getting kills.
C: Abuses poorly designed and improperly balances tools in their kits to get underserved kills.
D: Being a weeb.
E: Shifts blame to innocent bystanders whenever a terrible plan of theirs fails. (Why weren’t you healing me?!)
F: Incredulous to any claims that they are in the wrong.
G: General dickishness.
H: Inflated sense of self importance.
I: Impressively bad aim.
J: Incel.
K: Pulls the “I’m having fun” card whenever they are called out.
L: Simultaneously whines whenever anybody isn’t living up to their unmeetable standards.
2. Someone who plays Hanzo almost exclusively, even when the situation doesn’t can for his use. (Derogatory Literal)
3. Anyone in a team based multiplayer game who exhibits one or more of the following qualities:
A: Refusal to play anything other than a specific preferred character, even if they are genuinely terrible at that character. (2 kills, 3 assists, and 14 deaths in a 20 minute game.)
B: Total unwillingness to play the objective, instead focusing on showing off and getting kills.
C: Abuses poorly designed and improperly balances tools in their kits to get underserved kills.
D: Being a weeb.
E: Shifts blame to innocent bystanders whenever a terrible plan of theirs fails. (Why weren’t you healing me?!)
F: Incredulous to any claims that they are in the wrong.
G: General dickishness.
H: Inflated sense of self importance.
I: Impressively bad aim.
J: Incel.
K: Pulls the “I’m having fun” card whenever they are called out.
L: Simultaneously whines whenever anybody isn’t living up to their unmeetable standards.
Hanzo main: This team is fucking garbage.
1st Reasonable individual: How did you die 23 times in 20 minutes you fucking idiot?
2nd Reasonable individual, checking player profile: How are you this bad at a character you have over 700 hours on?
HM: Oh my god, shut up dude, I’m just having fun, I’m not bothering you.
1st: Yes you are you dipshit. You were feeding the other team the entire game.
3rd reasonable individual who is on the other team: Yeah, dude, you were high-key throwing. I genuinely thought you were a bot for the first few minutes.
HM: All of you are fucking garbage. Enjoy your report. I’m out of here.
3rd: What a fucking tool.
2nd: Damned Hanzo mains.
1st Reasonable individual: How did you die 23 times in 20 minutes you fucking idiot?
2nd Reasonable individual, checking player profile: How are you this bad at a character you have over 700 hours on?
HM: Oh my god, shut up dude, I’m just having fun, I’m not bothering you.
1st: Yes you are you dipshit. You were feeding the other team the entire game.
3rd reasonable individual who is on the other team: Yeah, dude, you were high-key throwing. I genuinely thought you were a bot for the first few minutes.
HM: All of you are fucking garbage. Enjoy your report. I’m out of here.
3rd: What a fucking tool.
2nd: Damned Hanzo mains.
Hanzo Main by Krabbo December 26, 2022
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