Langley High School

Langley High School is full of rich, snobby students who were accidentally born from a ripped condom so here these demonic monsters thrive shooting heroin into their veins knowing they were born failures and will die failures. The daughters of Langley have sex with their fathers so he’ll give her the cocaine she has been craving since she was eight. The mothers wack off their sons because they are all cougars and can’t get the pool boys attention. Even though they may brag about having more money, they can’t spell for shit (“Go LAGLEY!”). McLean manages to make them their bitch each and every year. Not only do we crush them in basketball (slight work), we have endlessly made the fat girl with the boob reduction surgery cry and cut herself. However, that is not the only surgery these fucking students receive. The rich girls rebelliously fucked the stone heads to prove a point to society that they are more than just washed up piece of shit. The only thing they got from that was an abortion. These kids who are destined for the great school of George Mason University, unless they had the privilege of giving their teachers a blowjob after school, will definitely overdose in a McDonald’s bathroom, you know— after they got their ass beat by a bunch of McLean kids, the most sacred beings in the land.

McLean Kid: Hey, who is that pregnant girl over there?

Other McLean Kid: Oh, she must go to Langley.

McLean Kid: No way she’s a Langley kid, she would be overdosed somewhere.

*Stoner walks over to girl*

McLean Kid: Oh wait, she does go to Langley High School.

by kbh12 May 3, 2019

Langer Banger

a stud, a man very smooth with the ladies

that handsome man is such a Langer Banger

by langerbanger October 21, 2008

Niggerative language

Where much of the most interesting urban slang comes from, including much in this dictionary. It is later discovered and adopted by other sub-groups such as suburban white school kids, wealthy white college students, trust-funded stoners, racist sport fans, etc.

The two drunken DePaul kids were walking home from the Cubs game and one said, pointing to a woman, "Well, homie, I'm surely going to make her my baby momma". Niggerative language is this, said I?

by yobabymomma September 20, 2007

machine language

The lowest level of programming language known in computer science. Rarely used due to its intense complexity and incredibly vast array of instructions available. The basemost language understood by most computers and CPU's. Only computer programming gods know this intense language.

Wanna learn machine language? You better study computer mathematics and CPU/Memory architecture first.

6 5 5 5 5 6 bits
op | rs | rt | rd |shamt| funct R-type
op | rs | rt | address/immediate I-type
op | target address J-type

machine language is cruel, but the ultimate weapon when developing software.

by Rale May 12, 2008

Langsta

Not a gangsta, not a wangsta, but a Langsta. A Langsta differs from gangsta and wangsta because it can be used to describe any person of any skin colour. A Langsta is not someone who shoots people (at least not in real life). The langsta's are a group of intelligent young to middle aged men and women devoted to improving online gaming and creating a community that will be the most friendly and well-known group of people out there. I myself being a Langsta, I know what it takes to be a Langsta, not anyone can just become one. You must feel it. You must be yourself.

The Langstas site is where the puddin's at.

The Langstas roxor my soxorz.

by Spike Spiegel January 24, 2005

cod language

the use of vile, foul or aggressive language, typical of that used in video games, most notably the call of duty series.

"f**king stupid wh*re!"
"woah dude tone down the cod language!"

by codgamer1991 December 2, 2009

offensive language

Get someone to realise the truth about themselves in just a few words and yes ofcourse it going to hurt hence the word offensive.

the student calls the teacher a moreon ... and ofcourse that the truth if he/she has to sit to sit there looking at the teacher talk for bloody two hours. the teacher will find the word a form of offensive language.

by poison me March 7, 2012