He worships...No he praises Elora's ass, he has a miniature shrine in his book bag as he walks the halls of high school. He goes into the bathroom after every hour to "polar bear one out" as Troy said as I asked him. He even said that he "rubbed one out" in class as he sat behind her. All of the things Troy has done to get close to that big juicy ass, has caused him to be classified as a sex offender.
by LangerBanger December 05, 2016
Student stands on top of his desk and starts screaming YOLO, another student kicks the desk out from underneath him screaming YOMO
by LangerBanger April 05, 2012
that handsome man is such a Langer Banger
by langerbanger August 29, 2008