jaedus

A egocentric admin who thinks he is godlike because he knows what netstat means.

Jaedus - "stfu n00b before I ban your entire subnet"

by rawr September 23, 2003

Jared

Slang for a child molester. Came from Jared Fogle, that subway guy who ended up being a pedophile.

"Hey man, did you hear about that dude?"
"Yeah dude, he was a Jared."

by georgiasmalls April 20, 2016

slap jawed faggot

Any beeatch who cannot hang with Jesse the Body and pack a fat wad of Redman in his cheek knowing that in so doing he automatically exalts himself as a sexual tyranosaurus.

Yer all a bunch of Slap Jawed Faggots! This stuff will make a sexual tyranosaurus out of ya, like me! :)

by chaos reigns June 21, 2006

Jayda

Jayda is a bitch who doesnt know how to swim. She cant keep her hands to herself because shes that cool. She has a massive penis for a woman thats 4'2.

"Yo that girl over there is a Jayda." "A Jayda?" Yea her dong is showing again!"

by penguin cunt June 11, 2019

jaded

having no-one to be there for you; doesn't have their eye set on anyone, or have any crushes

there's no-one in this whole band, i am so jaded.

by anonymous June 6, 2004

Jared

Another name for Fagget/good Friend

Jared from Salinas California

by Kalaokalani April 26, 2008

Jared Leto

The insane untalented frontman for 30 Seconds to Mars who thinks he can actually sing. He is also a really big ego maniac with a serious temper and attitude problem. Enjoys screaming and throwing temper tantrums like a 2 year old

Jared Leto is the ulimate jackass.

by Kankuro550 October 10, 2008