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Kettlethorpe High-School

Kettlethorpe High-School is apparently one of the best public schools in Wakefield, according to OFSTED.

When visiting 'Sketty-Ketty' ,as the locals call it, you will have the length of your skirt checked immediately by a bald fella' who has been accused of noncery on multiple occasions, he will then proceed to take your planner by force, regardless of the fact if you don't have one; as is the way of Gaz Mellor.

The school is riddled with wannabe chavs and roadmen that will head to the local area known as "Fag-end"to chain smoke cigarettes to give the early onset of lung cancer, as it is trendy within British culture.

SHIT AND PISS EVERYWHERE IN THE BOYS TOILETS I TELL YA!!!!!
Sketty-Ketty is pro'er filled with chavs, wouldn't want my kids going there.,

Garreth Mellor is a fat nonce.

Kettlethorpe High-School is rarted

Lennox High School

Lennox high school is located on the south east side of South Dakota Lennox High was created to crush all dreams a child could possibly imagine. The administration of Lennox High School has an embarrassingly low average IQ because they too graduated from Lennox High School. Those who graduate Lennox High and finally escape tend to get low paying jobs at blue collar establishments and become alcoholics or drug abusers.
Lennox high school killed my dreams now I’m homeless

East lake High School

A conglomeration of prissy white kids (and 15 blacks), who argue about who's dad has the most money because some day they hope to mooch of their parents estate. Also home of the Smooth Father.
Those kids at East lake High School better stop vaping in the bathrooms. -Mr. Tuscani

Cypress Creek Middle High School

Most of the school is filled with white rich kids that live in Lexington. The first year the school opened our vice principal got arrested, and half the middle school population has blue hair. Class of ‘23 is filled with a whole lotta bums. Their drama filled lives are irrelevant, two girls got in a fight over a boy in front of the ice cream machine. The school is trash. Who tf thought it was a good idea to put middle and high school together.
They’re from cypress creek oh they cypress freaks. Home of cypress creek middle high school.

volunteer high school 

shitty little hell hole filled with incestuous skoal dipping, cigarette smoking (especially in the bathrooms), pregnant teens who fight each other constantly. the worst and only high school in church hEll, Tennessee. Also known (due to the abundance of gay boys) as Volun-Queer.
He has a "Roll Coal, Dip SKoal" sticker on the back of his pickup truck? He must go to Volunteer High School.

stow high school 

High school in Stow, Ohio
the only high school where a fire, 2 fights, a flood, and a fall happens all in a day...
A mysterious dangerous place. Everyone goes to the one small Dunkins on Wednesday mornings and annoys the people who are just trying to have a coffee and get their work done.
Girls are jealous bitches and guys are addicted horndogs.
Finally, they won't fix the fucking ceiling...
stow high school by itsnikabitch October 29, 2018

vandegrift high school 

The only school in america where the teachers actually have telephone polls up there assholes. The kids are so white you can practically see through them, and the girls pussies look like the cafeteria food. In other words, A literal shitbox.
Daaaaamn?!!!! You go to vandegrift high school??? Hope you like your pussy like your lunch meat!