hipster tramp

The best type of Hipster, a hipster that remains exempt from the mainstream.

Harry is such a Hipster Tramp! He has style but not enough that it makes him look like a hipster prick.

by HipsterTramp August 7, 2014

hipsterization

The process by which young people with tight pants use an abundance of coffee shops to simultaneously ruin and enhance my city.

Vancouver has fallen victim to hipsterization :(

by notmiranda March 31, 2016

hipster dating

When youre dating someone but they dont want to admit they're dating you because the word "dating" is too mainstream... and you ask if youre friends with benifits but they are appalled by that notion. And they say they want something more with you, so your confused on thier actual definition of dating and the only way you keep your sanity with them is by classifying it as hipster dating.

Friend1: Hey Daisy are you and Edward dating?
Daisy: no. Im dating him and he is "hipster dating."(use finger air quotes if desired).
Hipster friend with benifits dating

by yellowseven365dude February 9, 2017

hamster ass bitch

insult

u are a hamster ass bitch

by buttscartcher21 August 11, 2017

haster

a person who eats toothpaste

my sister is a haster she just goes to the bathroom every single hour

by Earth Worm Sally April 1, 2018

Hazey Hamster

The act of taking a large, potentially disastrous dump, while smoking a joint.

Jason: Yo dan, i just took a dump and blzd a joint to my dome.

Dan: You hazey hamstered that shit!

by Arthur Kushman May 2, 2010

fuckin hipster

A term of acknowledgement from one hipster to recognize another passing hipster.

Commonly used by hipsters embarrassed of their own hipster-ness or in order to seem cooler or less mainstream than other hipsters.

Hipster: "Look at that guy, Fuckin Hipster"
Friend: "Look who's talking, hypocrite."

by Peter Wilcox February 18, 2011