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Closet Gooch 

The rubbing, touching, or otherwise light stroking of the goochal area (taint, aka fleshy man-bridge). Usually done in the privacy of your own home, primarily in the closet.
*side note* a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.
Kenny gave Bruce a closet gooch at melissa's party the other day.
Closet Gooch by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006
Related Words

The Gooch 

38 Spring Street

Keene, NH

home of the gooch stoopers

year gooch 

The days between Christmas and New Years.
The year gooch is the best time of year.
year gooch by Francist January 27, 2010

Tit Gooch 

The area between a womans breasts, also known as cleavage, or Boob Grundle
I couldn't look away from her tit gooch, her cleavage was pierced which made it harder.
Tit Gooch by Fusso June 20, 2011

coochie gooch

another slang word for vagina usually referring to a recently deflowered inexperienced vagina looking for a good time

a more clean pussy
Guy1: hey you know lisa?
Guy2: hot blonde big boobs?
Guy1: Yeah i heard her coochie gooch was way tight!!!!
Guy2: you tryna hit that?

Table Gooch 

The seam where where where two independent tables come together to form a larger table to when pulling two or more independent tables together
Bummer man. My drink's haphazardly balanced on the table gooch.
Table Gooch by Richard Ballz September 2, 2012