Uncle Fester

A person who uses a modified lightbulb to smoke Meth.

Uncle R*** is bein a Uncle fester again huh? stickin lightbulbs in his mouth makin um light up.

by lil white boi from bama January 1, 2010

Fester

something or someone whom is super crusty, lingering around, a person place or thing, a feeling (feel like a fester face)

also known as something you want to do!
"wish we could fester together!"

he's a total fester!

i love festering, but im not a fester!

festering all day long

the dishes are festering all over the house!

fester alert! fester alert!

ewe, massive pile of fester on your right!

i feel like a fester today!

i look like a fester!

can i borrow a piece of fester please?

my room is festering with clothes everywhere!

I'm sick of cleaning up your crusty ass fester!

I'm bored, wanna fester?

you're so annoying, all you do is fester

please keep your fester to yourself.

she's the queen of fester!

crusty fester
fester face
festy mcfesterson
silly fester
smelly fester
fat fester
fest
festerish

by jabjabjab December 7, 2009

Sister Fister

Nun hand fucker

I fisted the sister during confession

by Mista Fista March 28, 2004

fester

To hang around not doing anything in particular...

Festering can be fun on a rainy day...

by catalabas May 18, 2003

fobster

Fall Out Boy groupie or wannabe
Someone who is obsessed with Fall Out Boy

Look at that fobster singing the wrong lyrics to "This ain't a scene, it's an arms race"!

by Conbon March 25, 2007

fosters

australians suck, whos with me?

aussie: these bladdy-ring-tiddlin americans think that we all drink fosters...

american: stop destroyin our stereotypes, we own the world...lol

by kronky December 3, 2007

Faster

A guy feeling so comfortable. So they ask there girl go faster.

Guy"Go faster alexa!"

by Your horny friend April 12, 2020