Fat-faced f*cking-slob 

A person who is so fat they can't see their penis and they have trouble getting around, They still live with their parents after the age of 30, and they don't work.

“Dude, Jordie Jordan is a Fat-faced f*cking-slob. He still lives with his parents.”

Fat-faced f*cking-slob by Johnny is a stupid af name October 4, 2021

fat ma 

another term for a vagina, that is considered “fat”

it’s more than necessary to maintain the perfect fat ma.

fat ma by _qveenveee May 16, 2019

fat cap 

Invented for graffiti art, fat caps are a specalized nozzle that goes on a can of spray paint that widen the area of spray. These were invented in the late 1960's by graffit artist "Supercool". He took them off diffrent aresonal products. Today most graffit artists just but specalized fats caps off diffrent sites and magazines.

Lee- Yo supercool how did you pull of that peice, it must of taken for ever
Supercool- Naw B i just used a fat cap

fat cap by seknbk July 29, 2008

fat-o-sphere 

A play on "blogosphere," refers to a network of morbidly obese, mainly female bloggers who have chosen to believe that it is sexier and healthier to be 100 pounds overweight (because this is easier than putting down the Ben and Jerry's, turning off the computer and going for a walk).

Jessie: I read on the internet that eating twinkies deep fried in pure lard is actually good for your heart.

Annette: Ha! It sounds like you wandered into the fat-o-sphere.

fat-o-sphere by picka picka July 7, 2010

Fat joe 

As a kid, his dad owned a McDonald's and his mom owned a burger king. He ate for free whenever he was hungry. When he got tired of mickie D's, he went to BK, and vice-versa.

Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".

One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.

We love Fat Joe, well not his music, but him. And so we NEED to constantly tell him the two most important words... Jenny Craig... Fat joe, you need Slim Fast... and FAST

Fat joe by Raw Doggy April 5, 2010

fat blaster 

A gentleman who has the tendency to hook up with significantly larger women. This is a less extreme form of a chubby chaser.

"Dude, Paul is such a fat blaster! This is the second weekend in a row he has gone home with a cow!"

fat blaster by Sparkles90 March 13, 2012

Fat kid snack time

the time in which a portion of food and/or drink or a light treat, esp. one eaten between regular meals takes place. Fat kid snacks include but are not limited to pop-tarts, cinnamon toast crunch and cheese-its. May be used by fat and skinny people alike.

I'm about to eat seven bowls of count chocula, it's fat kid snack time.

Fat kid snack time by kpppp April 12, 2007