Fart, Squat and Squeeze

Means something that is done quickly or recently or if someone is coming along.

I’ll be there in a fart, squat and squeeze minute.
What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?

by Violetta Divas October 15, 2017

Fart Sock

When you’ve been pink socked so many times, that a good fart will cause a self inflicted pink sock.

Damnit, I just fart socked my self!

by Mullets and Mustcahes September 13, 2018

fart part

fart part

A forceful blast of obnoxious wind released with such velocity it parts the hair of those down wind

Fuck me, you’ve just give me a fart part!

by The Commune August 9, 2019

Fart Fact 8

Farts are explosive, not just the way they come out of your arse, but two of the gases in farts are inflammable. Methane and hydrogen, are inflammable, which is what makes it possible to cause a small explosion if you hold a lighter up to your rear end when you fart. It’s not a good idea though, we’ve all heard the story about the kid who farted at the candles on his birthday cake and ended up in hospital with a badly burned backside so don’t do it.

“Have you heard Malcolm’s had to go to hospital after setting light to his fart.”
“Fart fact 8, though I’m surprised with the amount of gas he produces he didn’t end up in orbit.”

by AKACroatalin October 28, 2019

Fart Fact 11

This is a fact unlike most of the stuff submitted by brain dead retards. Because of the food they eat vegetarians fart more than non-vegetarians! Apparently, it's because much of the food they eat, particularly beans and soya based products, carbohydrates made of molecules that are too large to be absorbed in our small intestine during digestion so they pass into the large intestine still intact. This leads to an increase in certain bacteria in the lower intestine needed to break down these carbohydrates which produces large amounts of hydrogen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide gas. So the next time a vegetarian tells you to stop eating meat to lower your carbon footprint, tell them to stop farting and set an example.

“Kim farts more than Malcolm!”
“It’s because she’s a vegetarian, fart fact 11.”

by AKACroatalin October 30, 2019

fart linking

When person (1) farts into another consenting person (2’s ) butthole causing THAT person (2) to burp out the first person (1’s) fart.

This “link” can be continuous by person (2) burping person (1’s) fart into a consenting person (3’s) mouth... etc

“My two friends and I shared a magical experience together by fart linking. I new exactly what my friends had for dinner that night.”

by Trodan October 1, 2020

Fart Burp

When you fart and burp at the same time or almost at the same time. The Fart comes first, then within 10 seconds or less, the burp comes. Fart is methane and sulfer compounds and burp is carbon dioxide. Fart burps are super rare, but some people fart burp more often.

Tyler: *Fart

*1 second later
*burp
Tyler: I Fart Burped! I Fart Burped! I Fart burped!

Josh: Errrr!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 29, 2023