Diet Cum

The cum from a man who had a vasectomy.

Diet cum has the same flavor and fun but won't make you fat.

by Wordiculous February 22, 2025

diet bussy

Vagina

The let me up in them guts the other night, diet bussy, but atleast they wasn't stingy about it

by Stingy Guts March 14, 2024

diet rockstars

Popstars who think they are rockstars and dress && act as such.
Basically just a lighter, sweeter version of the original.

"Justin Timberlake is such a diet rockstar"

Justin Timberlake and Good Charlotte are such diet rockstars

by xxx_lexi August 20, 2007

diet spread

when you're really hungry but you're too busy lying down to get food

person 1: I'm hungry
person 2: then get some food!
person 1: no... I'm doing the diet spread

by Dumbskateremo March 23, 2024

DIET EPIC NGL

PLEASE HELP ME IM ON A DIET

-DIET

MORAL: DIET

IM ON A DIET EPIC NGL HELP END ME.

by DIETDIETDEIT July 9, 2022

Diet Republican

Any Democrat who embraces conservative, neoconservative, neoliberal, or MAGA talking points.

Examples: Joe Biden (neoliberal hawk), Joe Manchin (votes for Republicans more than Democrats), Bill Maher, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Eric Swalwell (for wanting to deport Russian students), and RFK, Jr. (anti-vax, embraced by MAGA)

Kyrsten Sinema used to be a Diet Republican, but now, she left the Democrats and is on her way to being a full-fat Republican.

by Jackwehadababyitsagirl July 30, 2023

Funky Diet

Person wearing a black sequin jacket, incredibly funky, usually the leader of a Funk Rock Band. Sometimes sleepy. Most funky Diets are usually green eyed, and display a dynamic waddely strut.

Pump up the funky floaty fleet, pump it up you funky Diet

by Stengo August 11, 2022