Minstrel 

a medieval singer or musician, especially one who sang or recited lyric or heroic poetry to a musical accompaniment for the nobility.

The minstrels visited towns with their battle stories often.

Minstrel by Kreativebass July 31, 2018

minstrel 

In American history, minstrel shows were a form of entertainment that featured white performers in blackface. Generally, the performances were disparaging to black people, and the actors conformed to negative stereotypes associated with black Americans. Minstrel shows began in America sometime in the 1830's and continued to be performed in some parts of the U.S. until the 1950's.

In the "lost episodes" of Chappelle's Show, a pixie appears in some sketches as a minstrel in blackface, exhorting various black individuals to behave stereotypically. A notable example is when the "stereotype pixie" encourages Chappelle to order the fried chicken for his in-flight meal on a plane.

minstrel by TobyTheRobot September 30, 2006

minstrel 

Addictive circular pods of soft chocolate covered in a crispy chocolate shell, made my the makers of Galaxy chocolate. Become addictive over a short period of time. Some people in certain parts of the UK make bets to see who can go the longest without eating one.

"Dude, you just ate a minstrel, you only lasted 2 DAYS!"
"Sorry dude, I'm addicted."

minstrel by MelLem April 22, 2008

Minstrel 

An incredibly dense piece of shit

Aw mate, I was shitting minstrels last night

Minstrel by Lil Nish June 9, 2018

Minstrel 

Sexual performance of ejaculating in someone's eyes, then excreting feces onto their face and then rubbing blood over their mouth.

"I performed a Minstrel last night, I cumed into the eyes, shat on her face and rub my bloodly dick over her lips"

Minstrel by Bruce campbell2 October 20, 2008

Minstrel Cycle 

n. The recurring cycle of changes in the behavioral patterns of certain individuals that is repeated roughly once every 28 days; marked by a strange attraction to wear European Renaissance style clothing, play the lute or lyre, and the desire to serenade rich people.

PMS, or Preminstrel Syndrome relates to the physical and psychological symptoms, including reciting poetry, talking in Shakespearean language, strong attraction to flamboyant clothing and stringed instruments, and occasional outbursts of heralding, that occur from 2 to 7 days before the onset of minstrelization.

"Why is Dave standing on the balcony performing such a ridiculous musical number in that awful green tunic?"
"Oh, he's just on his minstrel cycle, nothing to worry about."

Minstrel Cycle by Steve the Bard September 24, 2009

Minstrel's Bane 

"The Minstrel's Bane" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "The Minstrel's Bane" is when you slip your flute into the case of the novice piper and allow him to practice his scales.

Apernam, though displeased with Shakti's falling prey to the Minstrel's Bane, forgave him, for he too was once fooled by the False Celery.

Minstrel's Bane by boatbutter March 9, 2007