Cakeyhoor

A less than inteligent sub-species of motorcyclist. Often found eating substandard pastry products in public houses frequented by the homosexual community. Known for riding bikes of poor quality, With below average skills. Cakeyhoors try to mate frequently, however years of constant inbreeding have caused mutations to the genitalia and brain. Source:zxmigscyclopedia

Look at that man on a forum discussing things he knows little about. He must be a cakeyhoor sir!

Cakeyhoor by zxmig April 26, 2008

caray 

means oh fuc k or oh shit

caray, my house burnt down!

caray by Tenisha January 19, 2005

facts dont care about your feelings 

a dumb statement republicans say to justify whatever dumb shit they believe in

republican: corona virus is a hoax
non-republican: um, people are dying from it-
republican: facts dont care about your feelings!

facts dont care about your feelings by scorpio in a trenchcoat December 4, 2020

carealess 

not caring about something

I couldn’t carealess what you do as long as we don’t go to jail, die, or wreck.

carealess by Daniel James B March 17, 2008

Career-homicide 

Career-homicide is when people ruin your chances at getting a future job or internship by using your urbandictionary account to add inappropriate/highly offensive material that can be searched via Google and then potential employers Google your name and find that offensive material, and then automatically assume you wrote it and it ruins your chances at all possible future employment with any reputable organization. Other examples include people posting unflattering pictures of you on the internet/Facebook, tagging you in inappropriate Youtube videos, etc.

Some jerk commits career-homicide by using your urbandictionary account several years ago thinking he is being funny and posts multiple offensive definitions on your account. You realize what has happened, spend hours as an urbandictionary editor attempting to get the definitions removed the site, spend hours trying to contact urbandictionary.com executives to get said definitions removed, and eventually fail to have them removed because they are "too popular". Then, years later when you start applying for jobs and internships, the companies you apply to Google your name, see what they assume you wrote even though it wasn't you, and then proceed to quickly throw your application into the trash, all because some jerk ruined your good name through trying to be funny. And eventually you realize that someone has "murdered your career" via career-homicide on UrbanDictionary.com.

Career-homicide by ConcernedJobSeeker April 4, 2010

care a toss 

To give a damn

"I just started to learn French."
"Bully for you, stupid, I don't care a toss."

Who cares a toss for politics?

care a toss by JQPublic May 6, 2010

Career Woman Grip 

When your having sex with a co-worker and she grabs your ass- The woman is usually independent and would be classified as a go-getter

After cocktails with the client last night Megan gave me the career woman grip in the men's bathroom. She's such a cougar.

Career Woman Grip by The Big Dog2617 August 22, 2011