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Career-homicide 

Career-homicide is when people ruin your chances at getting a future job or internship by using your urbandictionary account to add inappropriate/highly offensive material that can be searched via Google and then potential employers Google your name and find that offensive material, and then automatically assume you wrote it and it ruins your chances at all possible future employment with any reputable organization. Other examples include people posting unflattering pictures of you on the internet/Facebook, tagging you in inappropriate Youtube videos, etc.
Some jerk commits career-homicide by using your urbandictionary account several years ago thinking he is being funny and posts multiple offensive definitions on your account. You realize what has happened, spend hours as an urbandictionary editor attempting to get the definitions removed the site, spend hours trying to contact urbandictionary.com executives to get said definitions removed, and eventually fail to have them removed because they are "too popular". Then, years later when you start applying for jobs and internships, the companies you apply to Google your name, see what they assume you wrote even though it wasn't you, and then proceed to quickly throw your application into the trash, all because some jerk ruined your good name through trying to be funny. And eventually you realize that someone has "murdered your career" via career-homicide on UrbanDictionary.com.
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012