Bed Pan

When you shit in a girl’s bed and leave it for her to clean up.

Dude, I cracked this sloot the other day, and soiled her cot with this sick, raunchy Bed Pan.

by PapasanChair November 9, 2025

Bed dancing

Bed Dancing is when you wake up and your alarm goes off and you wiggle around horizontally in your bed dancing to whatever song comes on.

I told my girlfriend that I vogued to Madonna bed dancing this morning. Lol

by SparkleKat November 15, 2025

Bed or bag

Ultimatum on a night out where one member of the group is drunk and tired, expressing the need to either go home or buy cocaine to stay out

“We should probably drink up, we need to head to the club at 10”
“Bed or bag bed or bag”

by resilientpaper8 November 25, 2025

bed crystal

a pebble-like crusty substance with a sticky surface, formed from many years of built-up unwashed mattress scum, reaching its final form through vigorous movement. This is typically located between the mattress and bed sheet

Haven't scrubbed my mattress in a few years now, better check for those bed crystals

by mattress lover January 4, 2026

Bed Humps

When two lesbians get horny and push their single beds together for the purposes of humping over the mattress crack.

Gonna invite Sally over tonight; I've got a bad case of the bed humps.

by jugglies69 January 13, 2026

poor girl's canopy bed

The canopy is made of the dust ruffle with the flat middle fabric cut off; then it's thumbtacked to the ceiling, creating the look of a canopy bed!

I have a poor girl's canopy bed & I really love it! It makes me feel like a Princess!

by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Amber Heard the bed

Pop culture reference for shit the bed

Johnny Depp's career really Amber Heard the bed

by floydtaylor April 24, 2022