SparkleKat's definitions

Assholish

Assholish: A person that’s not normally an asshole that displays asshole tendencies on rare occasions.

You know bro, I know you are not an asshole and I love you but you are being assholish.

by SparkleKat November 15, 2025

Bed dancing

Bed Dancing is when you wake up and your alarm goes off and you wiggle around horizontally in your bed dancing to whatever song comes on.

I told my girlfriend that I vogued to Madonna bed dancing this morning. Lol

by SparkleKat November 15, 2025

Pipe Chi

Pipe Chi is when you smoke out of a glass pipe at random parks and go work out teaching Pipe Chi

I say my neighbor Pipe Ching this morning with his workout group and none of them could stay on the workout balls

by SparkleKat November 30, 2025

Pond skimmer

A pond skimmer is when you let your pool go to long but it still looks good and you let your friends swim in it knowing the chemicals could possibly hurt them.

I told my friend yesterday when they wanted to swim in the pool, I said be careful you could a pond skimmer.

by SparkleKat November 30, 2025

Shredded pussy ass

When you too many children and your uterus falls out and you can only use ass after that.

Damn, that girls shredded pussy ass gave out on doing.me.

by SparkleKat November 30, 2025