whoop ass

\`whoop 'ass\ n.

A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause major damage to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of destruction. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.

"If you don't shut up i'm gonna open up a can of whoop ass!"

"If you go ahead with that plan, you're gonna see me open up a can of whoop ass on you!"

by Comic Relief February 27, 2005

out the ass

a whole lot; lots of; too much; a shitload; large amount

That dude just made a G in 1 day. Now thats money out the ass.

by Big URBAN July 21, 2006

shelf-ass

A butt that sticks out so much you could use it for a shelf.

She had such a shelf-ass she could carry the groceries in without using her hands.

by Scott Henry March 6, 2008

Take it in the ass

1) To express disappointment
2) Slang expression for an unfair/unfortunate event

1) Jeremy took it in the ass on that.
2) Paul took it in the ass when he invested in Worldcom stock

by BIATCH551 March 15, 2005

wack-ass

An adjective often used to describe a person, or an event, which was weird, stupid, or ridiculous.

Not the same as wack, which is usually used to describe something as disturbing, frightening or just plain strange.

Did you see what that wack-ass girl was doing?

That was a wack-ass show!

by crayons September 1, 2004

ass mouth

Gross condition of Bad Breath and 'Shit-Teeth' caused from Rimming or Eating a Guys Ass, and NOT Brushing afterwards.

"Everybody at the Party was SO Grossed Out by My 'Ass Mouth' nobody`d talk to me!

by Gregor Peebles January 5, 2006

ass smoothie

A smoothie (or other beverage) that is first prepared in a blender, then poured into a woman's ass. The woman then stands up, jumps up and down to mix the smoothie, pours it into a glass and drinks it.

Pornstar Cheyenne Hunter made an ass smoothie in our test kitchen.

by Sheri Santiago January 7, 2008