Swim walkers

When two or more friends who are meant to be lane swimming actually chat so much may as well be walking.

Woman 1 "Did you have a good swim at the pool today?"
Woman 2 "No, the pool was totally full of swim walkers blocking my way, why don't those swim walkers just go for a coffee if all they want to do is talk!"

by Mez1 November 22, 2011

plum wallered

All tuckered out to the point where one cannot even get off the couch.

"Man, I worked 12 hours yesterday, and drank way too much last night...I am plum wallered!"

by iCrash91 September 22, 2011

Designated Walker

To be the sober one walking all the drunk people home.

Amy, Hannah, Lauren and Ashley went to a party in town. The designated walker(s) were Ashley and Lauren. Amy and Hannah decided to leave the party but were to drunk to walk home alone, so the designated walker(s) (Lauren and Ashley) walked them home.

by amybroook April 22, 2014

lalah walker

amazingly stupid and un talented and the worst person ever. watch out for lalah she is a big butt face. She always got that nasty weave

lalah walker is not cool watch out for her always carrying them knifes

by junkman23 August 20, 2014

'coffee-walkers'

Retail Employee Slang for:

Those who've just bought their Starbucks or Coffee Bean coffee and have nothing better to do in the mornings or later evenings (usually 10 minutes before store closing) than walk into a retail store and buy nothing but mess up everything.

Nope- not a single sale -- just 'coffee-walkers'.

It's a beautiful beach day today... why are you here?

You came for coffee and intend to buy nothing -- don't you have a barbecue or something to attend?

Really -- it's 7:50pm and we all know that you're just browsing with no intention of buying and i'm not in the mood for cleaning up after you! .... 'you touchie, you buy'.

by SaveTheElephants May 19, 2015

slick walker

Someone who walks around like they know what's up.

Aye yo, why you walking around like a slick walker?

by Freakyflamingos April 19, 2016

hop-walker

Overly-bouncy manner of walking displayed by men and women. Often accompanied by feet donning a pair of androgynous footwear (i.e., Keds, Vans, Sketchers or Tretorn).

Jesus Christ, that guy across the street is an agressive hop-walker! I don't understand how people learn to walk that way, it looks so much more complicated than walking like a normal person!"

by Norman TheCalf May 6, 2016