special water bottle

A flask, containing alcohol; more often than not (if at all).

"Daddy's special water bottle" -Homer Simpson.

by M0T0RH3D November 1, 2007

dildo watch

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

by Tom Mcfillihan September 26, 2008

conventional watch

a clock which is not located on a Mobile phone or such device. Usually strapped to the wrist also know as a Wrist Watch. Also may be kept in a Pocket which would be know as a Pocket Watch

My phones dead, do you have the time?... on a conventional watch?

by Leels February 2, 2010

Nut Water

Synonomous with sperm.

The condom broke allowing his nut water to make me pregnant.

by jcb72 August 14, 2012

Dildo Water

1. A jar/glass or container of cleaning solution kept typically on one's nightstand to store/disinfect/and clean your dildo. Similar to denture water or how you might see a barber disinfect their shears and combs.

Holy fucking shit! This warm ass beer taste like dildo water!

by benevident August 6, 2013

dirt water town

A small town in a rural area that typically has one stop light or none at all. This town usually has no opportunity for its future generations. This phrase does not have to be derogatory in nature.

Scottville MI is a dirt water town.

by Slaynasty July 3, 2014

flint waterslide

It's a rusty trombone that involves explosive diarrhea. Not recommended ever.

Megan and Rob were so drunk she gave him a flint waterslide . The bed sheets were ruined. No more steak and shake.

by Originaljbw July 28, 2017