Definitions by benevident

snack my crack 

An alternative to “eat my ass” an the like.

Person 1: “Hey, did not love that “Star Is Born” movie with Gaga?”

Me: Yeah, you and that movie can snack my crack.

snack my crack by benevident March 4, 2019

Bone Wand

1. A wand made of bone.

2. Another term for an erect penis.

Guy 1: Is that hot seaman all over the floor?

Guy 2: Um...yeah, no sweat, I was just in here casting some spells with my bone wand.

Bone Wand by benevident January 14, 2014

drandy 

A handjob, handy, or hando executed with absolutely no lubrication.

Guy 1. "Hey man, how'd you date with Sandpaper Sally go last night? She give you a drandy?"

Guy 2. Regrettably yes, and let me tell you, her hands are as rough as a dock workers heel.

drandy by benevident January 14, 2014

Dildo Water 

1. A jar/glass or container of cleaning solution kept typically on one's nightstand to store/disinfect/and clean your dildo. Similar to denture water or how you might see a barber disinfect their shears and combs.

Holy fucking shit! This warm ass beer taste like dildo water!

Dildo Water by benevident August 6, 2013