Textbook Teacher

A "teacher" who doesn't actually know how to teach so he/she just has students read out of the textbook, memorize vocab words from the textbook and answer review questions from the textbook. Now many "textbook teachers" often use documentaries in place or with of the textbook. On rare cases a decent teacher will resort to a textbook teacher like teaching strategy because the class is to immature to handle anything else, but in 90% of cases the teacher is just lazy or stupid. These teachers classes are undoubtedly the most boring classes you'll have, and make an ideal period for napping, texting, and finishing work for other classes.

Steve: Wow, that chemistry experiment was so awesome, that kid who sits next to me almost lit the whole room on fire. It was sick! Did your class do it?

Joe: No we just read the directions for the experiment in the textbook in class. Mr. Smith is kind of a textbook teacher.

Steve: That sucks.

by Polexia December 14, 2009

Pity Text

Text sent to ease conscience. Usually consisting on random statement or general question.

"Don't send me a pity text"

Examples of text

"How's ur day?"

"Hope all is well"

by Hypurr February 18, 2010

Bored Text

A text message sent to your friends that usually is used to stop or prevent total boredom. It usually asks a mindless question like "wassup" or "how's it going." The reciever of this text message usually gets annoyed.

Person 1- hey, grl. wassup?
Person 2- Will you stop sending me bored texts?

by smilingblondie95 June 7, 2010

Text blow up

A text or IM message composing of random letters, numbers, and symbols that can mean to change a conversation, to show disagreement, or to start a conversation.

Nathan: I heard that you were in the bedroom with Mary Carter last night?!?!?!?!

David: ofiuh983427ruhjd67T9OH68^%&*iohhfowe

Nathan: oh I see haha

Libby: John, you are a creeper!!

John: iou9f8eng &%$uihgfn0o9wperi-32

Libby: No you are!!!

Robert: dco43yht09rpfujop)(&tyodfh43nwoyp9&$678fieuvb

Wesley: 0395y7u42-eu0djncmoqp9eh2opqjdnia/.snkc(Ty%#E$%I^rvhl;wbfknvm.

Robert: haha nice text blow up

Wesley: haha you too what you up too?

by indiZ February 26, 2010

Text Bomb

Sending the same message by filling up your message box approximately 40-100 times
a pain in the ass to get but a lot of fun to give.

Tara just text bombed me that bitch!
now my entire mail box is full.

by HAAAYOH December 29, 2008

Pillow text

Similar to pillow talk except the two lovers are separated by distance and the sweet talk is done via text. Usually occurs just after masturbating for the night.

After Kyle masturbated to thoughts of Maria's pretty pussy, he started up a pillow text session with her that went until 3:30am.

by Sweet pollo January 2, 2009

chameleon text

to look into someone's outbox after taking their phone so that you can copy the way they text, then text people pretending to be them for various purposes.

Claire chameleon texted Jen using her boyfriend's phone to find out if he was secretly cheating with her last night.

by $melon$ July 13, 2010