outbox

n. asshole

Mel Gibson? That guy's an outbox!; I just ate chipotle, and now my outbox is on fire!

by Chester Desmond February 23, 2011

Outbox Agoraphobia

Outbox Agoraphobia is an anxiety disorder suffered by text messages. Much like the human equivalent, agoraphobia, outbox agoraphobia is where the text message suffers from panic attacks in the public, and so decides it best to stay in the relative safety of the outbox.
The condition is most commonly caused by lack of mobile reception and/or lack of mobile credit.
Side effects of the disorder include anxiety of the phone owner themself as they don't recieve a reply, and then annoyance as they realize the text is still sitting in their outbox ready to resend an hour later.

text conversation:
17.31-Phoebe: What time is the table booked for? x
18.26-Phoebe: James? What time is it booked for? x
18.27-James: Oh sorry! It was for 6pm, I thought you were late, I sent you a reply earlier but it had outbox agoraphobia! x

by fluorescent June 22, 2009

[in/outbox]

when you drink or eat something while goin to the bathroom and the same time,normally did when going number one but number two is occasional

Dude I did not feel like wasting time before my big meeting and i was really hungry so I did an in/outbox to speed things up.

by Davion Williams October 27, 2008

coming out box

Where an lgbt person has come to fing out about a ‘coming out box’, it’s just a joke to confuse the straights, but you didn’t hear that from me

Gay 1: “sis I got my coming out box”

Gay2: “omg queen what did you get”
Confused straight: “ a what?”

by Thatbitchmatt June 24, 2020

Coming out box

An inside joke made by millennials that I was left out on. :(

"What did you get in your Coming out box?" "What's a coming out box"

by Taytheditz June 24, 2020

outbollocksed

To have triumphed in a battle that was reduced to matter of testicular fortitude. To produce a bollock of greater volume when confronted with an adversary of supposed superior masculinity.

While it is mainly used to describe events occurring in a sporting field of play, it would not be out of place when describing events in a theatre of war, a dance off or a game of scrabble.

Gambler 1: did you hear about Rafael Nadal yesterday?

Gambler 2: huh!? no i didnt man, what happened?

Gambler 1: Croat dude named Ivan Dodig beat him in 3 at Montreal Masters.

Gambler 2: hahahah bull**** man you're taking the mick

Gambler 1: no joke bro, Nadal was up 5-3 serving in the 3rd set, but nadal didn't choke... Dodig totally outbollocksed him.

by The Golden Shamrock August 17, 2011

outbound coyote

What one calls feces before said feces have been fully excreted. Normally used with an urgent need to defecate.

"Jeremy! Why you booking by so fast?"

"Outbound coyote, man! Gotta make it to the shitter!

by TheBenBen October 10, 2008