Outbox Agoraphobia is an anxiety disorder suffered by text messages. Much like the human equivalent, agoraphobia, outbox agoraphobia is where the text message suffers from panic attacks in the public, and so decides it best to stay in the relative safety of the outbox.
The condition is most commonly caused by lack of mobile reception and/or lack of mobile credit.
Side effects of the disorder include anxiety of the phone owner themself as they don't recieve a reply, and then annoyance as they realize the text is still sitting in their outbox ready to resend an hour later.
text conversation:
17.31-Phoebe: What time is the table booked for? x
18.26-Phoebe: James? What time is it booked for? x
18.27-James: Oh sorry! It was for 6pm, I thought you were late, I sent you a reply earlier but it had outbox agoraphobia! x
To have triumphed in a battle that was reduced to matter of testicular fortitude. To produce a bollock of greater volume when confronted with an adversary of supposed superior masculinity.
While it is mainly used to describe events occurring in a sporting field of play, it would not be out of place when describing events in a theatre of war, a dance off or a game of scrabble.
Gambler 1: did you hear about Rafael Nadal yesterday?
Gambler 2: huh!? no i didnt man, what happened?
Gambler 1: Croat dude named Ivan Dodig beat him in 3 at Montreal Masters.
Gambler 2: hahahah bull**** man you're taking the mick
Gambler 1: no joke bro, Nadal was up 5-3 serving in the 3rd set, but nadal didn't choke... Dodig totally outbollocksed him.