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Fap test

A test you must do to find out whether you really love a girl or you just horny. If you still thinking about her after you faped, she must be the one who complete you.
Mark: Bro, i think I'm in love with Jane. I can't stop thinking about her.
Tony: Chill down tiger, please do a Fap Test before you say that!
(After 20 minutes)
Mark: You are right, im just horny.... Thank you Fap Test!
by T-Rex Jedi October 31, 2012
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Math test

This thing is the worst thing you can ever have. Say you take a math test and you didn’t know it was happening and you fail; your parent would get mad at you FOR NOW KNOWING A QUIZ. Another example is that let’s just say that you finish early and your teacher says “did you check your work” and you say no, but you knew all the answers. Your teacher will be like “ GO CHECK YOUR WORK OR YOU HAVE DETENTION”. Another example is that in your future life you won’t need to know how to find circumference, it won’t matter, it’s also boring, like really boring. Finally this is what is stands for. Mindboring, Awful, The, hardest, thing ever set there.
by Hi peps November 19, 2019
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teacher's coffee test

Noun.

1.A fake statistical test.

2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.

Derivation- As a humorous alteration of

"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.
The data say, eating burgers and pizzas leads to weight loss ! Yes, we have used the teacher's coffee test to prove it.
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 13, 2021
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The FitnessGram Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop.
"She had to do The FitnessGram Pacer Test today!" Said Johnny to Fred
by CheezyPotatos September 23, 2017
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drug test

something the court system makes you do for stealing something from a store...some how they find a conccetion and we've all missed it
WTF...how do you get drug test from stealing....
by random persona June 5, 2010
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lemon test

An old coach of mine told me that if I was ever worried that a girl I was with had STDs, to take a lemon wedge and slide it in THERE. If she screams, she's got an STD.

It was, by far, the absolute dumbest piece of advice anyone's given me. But it's still pretty funny. Even funnier since he got fired a year later for hitting on a chick who was his babysitter.
... that would make for a sour puss
by Thanatos March 31, 2005
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Jerkoff Litmus Test

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.
After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.
by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012
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