toaster ass

A condition in which you fart out only fire, a side affect from constantly putting a lighter up to your friend's ass as a joke.

Holy shit dude, you gave Ace toaster ass! Right on man! :D

by Nina DeNisco May 17, 2006

toaster sex

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.

I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.

by Toastee Shakur January 11, 2009

toaster

a gun that is stolen, probly hotter than a firecracker in the bar-b-q pit at satans crib

hey blacc hand me that toaster so i can get this kid.

by cze August 10, 2005

Theasters

Cute girl, that I would love to date!

Theasters is sexy!

by God Loves Thea December 16, 2008

toaster-oven

when you have a warm silent fart that warms your butt up

person A- whats that smell??
person B- its a Toaster-Oven and my butt is warm!

by pandawill10 January 4, 2011

Toaster fluid

The cheese that drips out of the bottom of a grilled cheese when you put it in the toaster.

My favourite thing about making grilled cheese is drinking the toaster fluid afterwards.

by 6530b November 26, 2019

tempter-teaser

Small samples of a product given out for free at a store; usually food samples at a grocery store.

I get so full whenever I visit Costco because I just can't resist all those tempter-teasers.

by Ian E James November 15, 2005