Tit Tube

This is a tube usualy made of glass, 10 inches long and 4 inches in circumfrence. There are also designer tit tubes made by designers know as, Purple Death, Breast Sock 56, and Cuffle Pull. Women stuff their breasts into these tubes to give their breasts a more stylish look, and resembles a sock.

I gave my breasts a fantastic look, they look just like my grandfathers tube socks!

by Egon Strangler December 13, 2003

tit fuck

the act of cutting open a female's breast and sticking your penis inside of it performing acts as if it were intercourse

After we came home from dinner, my girlfriend let me tit fuck her.

by horace p. mctittys April 8, 2010

TIT TARTS

this is a pair of boobs that are are shaped like pop-tarts but are not pop-tarts theirfore making it the best shaped boob(it's like eating a pop-tart with a nipple) tit tarts are very tasty

i don't know something like this: . . TIT TARTS

by PurpleFlames are cool!! April 28, 2010

tit bag

The female version of the "tee bag."
When a woman places her breasts on another persons face when they are sleeping or passed out.
Used to degrade the other person and or declare ownage over another person.

Last night this girl at the party passed out after too many 151 shots so I decided to tit bag her.

by chel$ April 22, 2011

tit monkey

a woman, usually young, but not always (cf. Cindy McCain), who exposes her breasts, or cleavage, for commercial allure or political or professional advancement

Kirin on CNN is such a tit monkey in the morning, but Heidi isn't.

by Scatter Jack October 11, 2008

tit for tat

a very popular way for females into tatooing them selves to pay for said tatoos. this method usualy works considering any tatoo artist, male or female is more then happy to get a little tit in exchange for a little tat'.

wow shelly, thats a totaly fantastic tatoo of a flaming multi colered jesus on your butt. how did you pay for it though?
shelly: well, I asked and it turns out the tatoo artist beleived in tit for tat.

by the rose colered night sky February 22, 2009

tit erection

when you can screw someone with your tit

It's ok, tit erections only happen to sumair when he has to queef which makes his taint flap.

by not sumair March 6, 2004