Clair is dummy thick ad the clap of her ass cheeks alert her children when she is going to the club.
by Captain Sometingwong June 2, 2019
Get the Will Thomas's Mummug. Thomas orsini,
Is A Teenager Who Loves To Play Minecraft. His Dream Is To Be Famous. And He Has A Pet Cat named Lucy. Named After The Show Lucy.
Is A Teenager Who Loves To Play Minecraft. His Dream Is To Be Famous. And He Has A Pet Cat named Lucy. Named After The Show Lucy.
by CoolKid_2847 December 30, 2019
Get the Thomas Orsinimug. When you're so queer/trans that society collapses around you/chaos ensues.
From the Non-Binary wiki:
"Hall was intersex, and had preferred to alternate between feminine and masculine attire from one day to the next, until being accused of the crime of having sex with both men and women. Common law required that an intersex person should live the rest of their life as either male or female, whichever their anatomy resembled most closely. In this case, the medical examination was inconclusive, so the court ruled that 'hee is a man and a woeman,' and gave the injunction that Hall must from then on wear both masculine and feminine clothing at the same time."
"Residents of Warrosquyoacke claimed that Hall's changes of dress and sexual relations with members of both sexes were causing disorder"
From the Non-Binary wiki:
"Hall was intersex, and had preferred to alternate between feminine and masculine attire from one day to the next, until being accused of the crime of having sex with both men and women. Common law required that an intersex person should live the rest of their life as either male or female, whichever their anatomy resembled most closely. In this case, the medical examination was inconclusive, so the court ruled that 'hee is a man and a woeman,' and gave the injunction that Hall must from then on wear both masculine and feminine clothing at the same time."
"Residents of Warrosquyoacke claimed that Hall's changes of dress and sexual relations with members of both sexes were causing disorder"
Person A: I heard some girl in my class started an uproar among teachers and students 'cause she kissed another girl, everyone's going nuts!
Person B: Lol Thomas Hall moment.
Person B: Lol Thomas Hall moment.
by chaoticgrabbyhands October 2, 2021
Get the Thomas Hallmug. No matter how much time he has to do homework he still can't get it done. You might think he is playing games during that time however he is still doing homework. He is a lost cause. He is a sweat at academic things however the results don't come through. He might end up as the manager of your local drug store.
Thomas Perry hasn't finished his homework, even though he has spent 5 hours on it. (it was a 15 minute project)
by ZackaryUS November 11, 2020
Get the Thomas Perrymug. a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.
girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.
by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020
Get the Jacob Thomasmug. 
"Now Sgt.Thomas Dixon, Just what exactly is a dixon?"
"why mam it's a ...wait..what's a dixon? I thought I was explaining a lesson on clouds..."
"why mam it's a ...wait..what's a dixon? I thought I was explaining a lesson on clouds..."
by Leyer :D March 23, 2009
Get the Thomas Dixonmug.