Thomas has that dawg in him. That dawg goes woof woof and mutters racial slurs when he sleeps. 100% a pitbull. He also has an immensely dangly peepee shooter.
Girl: Hey is that Thomas over there?
Guy: Ain't no way, you can see his immensely dangly peepee shooter from MILES away.
Camera Man: *Faints*
Guy: Ain't no way, you can see his immensely dangly peepee shooter from MILES away.
Camera Man: *Faints*
by oneofthomassgirlfriends March 20, 2023