Grief Diet

When you lose a lot of weight because you are sad and can't eat. Depression of someone dying has killed your appetite and you have lost weight

Did you see Karen she is so thin. I think Karen went on a grief diet after her husband left her. She looks great.

by jimmyolsenblues April 29, 2011

protein diet

A diet consumed by a person, only served to them by a man. Purpose is for weight loss. The only sustenance is provided to them by their male partner ejaculating in their mouth.

My bitch's ass was getting big so i put her on the protein diet.

by jmhunter July 7, 2010

Obliviation diet

When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.

Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"

Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Akin's Diet

When a person is akin' wild. A play on the phrase "acting wild". When someone doesn't make sense or is acting uncontrollable. Usually when drunk..

Chris: "I'm soooo drunk help me!! I don't know where I live!" (Vomits on own show)
Mike: "Are you on the Akin's Diet right now man?!? Cuz; you akin' wild!!!"

by Redunk June 8, 2011

Diet-Downs

An unfortunate aesthetic affliction in which a person appears to have a slight case of Down's Syndrome.

Although Jane was indeed smart, she was often discredited as unintelligent because she had diet-downs. Everyone suspects that her parents were related before they were married.

by Sarcactus May 2, 2009

diet rockstars

Popstars who think they are rockstars and dress && act as such.
Basically just a lighter, sweeter version of the original.

"Justin Timberlake is such a diet rockstar"

Justin Timberlake and Good Charlotte are such diet rockstars

by xxx_lexi August 20, 2007

The Minstrel Diet

When one lives on one large bag of minstrels and water everyday.

Fatty : Hey i'm on the minstrel diet
Extreme Fatty: It didnt work for me.
Skinny: It worked for me

by Fabsta. October 5, 2008