united states

To someone living in Canada, North Mexico.

Oh look honey, some skinny-bacon loving North Mexicans from Indiana.

by spot August 23, 2006

United States

Best place in the world. Largest Army, best economy, 3rd most land mass, most diverse. We have Mountans, rivers, streams, city, towns, beaches, mexican people, canadien people, german people, Irish people, australien people, british people, etc. We've invented electricity, light bulbs, airplanes, automobiles, south park, the simpsons, family guy, the list goes on

And for the record, we may have had slaves, but Britian had zoos with africans in it.

The United States kick every other countrys ass

by Spikesy July 9, 2006

Confederate States of America

A very lazy country, hates hard work, unlike the Soviet Union. That's why they steal innocent people from Liberia and use them as slaves.

Teacher: What's the Confederate States of America?
Me: A very lazy country
Teacher: Correct!
Class: laughs because they are proud to be in the Union

by LMgamer36 October 5, 2020

President of the United States of America

Just another politician.

Ignorant man: ''The President of the United States of America is going to give a speech, we must all gather around and watch... shhhh shhh!!''

Cynic:<Arnold slaps ignorant man>: ''WAKE THE FUCK UP!!''

by TruthHurts187 March 30, 2013

snakeshit

1. To go snakeshit means to go entirerly out of control.

1. Those fans went snakeshit when their team won.
2. I'd go snakeshit if I won the lottery.

by steve.. July 19, 2007

Shakes

a. referring to William Shakespeare

b. complicated (adj.)

c. smart; sophisticated (adj.)

A: What is that, Shakes'?

B: This is so shakes...

C: Jamie is shakes!

by Will Shakes March 22, 2009

Statesboro

A small boring college town in southeast Georgia surrounded by cotton fields that is spelled that way because no one knew how to spell Statesborough.

"Hey, after we get drunk and stoned tonight in Statesboro let's go out and tip some cows"

by Deborah Spicer June 19, 2006