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spunkgland

'I got to wank, my spunkgland is full of spunk'
by Jim Ox October 9, 2011
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spunkcloth

A spunkcloth is any material used to wipe up semen after ejaculating and no tissues to hand. Examples include the curtains, duvet cover, hand towel or items of clothing.
"Shit out of tissues, nevermind the curtains will have to make do as a spunkcloth"

"Last night was shagging this girl in alleyway, whipped it out and used her skirt as a spunkcloth!"
by jamz b December 3, 2011
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spunkballing

the fetish of ejaculating into another persons eyes, similar in nature to that of someone with a foot fetish
jack: anybody fancy a bit of spunkballing tonight?
ashleigh: go on, spunkball me....im ready
by millersmind July 26, 2013
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spunketty

Being out going; Energetic, full of high spirit. LOUD
He was very spunketty in the office today.

They are both spunketty after having sex.
by Seven Young September 9, 2013
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spunk junkee

Some one who is addicted to spunk (sperm) like a drug addict is addicted to drugs the spunk junkee likes it dribbling out of all of their holes and loves nothing more that to swallow warm salty sperm
She loves her fanny filling the spunk junkee
by Rainbowparko October 22, 2013
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spunk mattress

A women who is spunked up by a lot of different men
by P mole December 9, 2013
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spunk chamber

The habitat of the teenage male that is complete with internet access, Vaseline and tissues.
Haven't seen Johnny today...
I think he's just discovered Brazzers.com, so he probably won't be out of the spunk chamber for a while.
by oneofthebiggest May 26, 2014
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