slates

a derivative or lazy way to say see-ya-later or later or lates

also, some Corp stole the word and made the name into pants. dikks!

I'm audi.....slates!

by Mark T January 25, 2005

splatpack

An ignorant trash talking australian known for molesting kangeroos and drinking heavily while cursing constantly!

I am poo therefore i am splatpack!

by larry parsons January 13, 2004

splattercan

n. 1. a bad shit
n. 2. the results of a bad shit

My stomach was feelin all woogy after that cheese on cheese sandwich and I had to take a splattercan.

Phil, that fat son of a bitch, took a shit and didn't flush... he left some serious splattercan.

by ginzberg March 5, 2004

splatterfap

To ejaculate into one's hand and then fling the semen at the nearest surface in order to create a random pattern.

This act is often followed by the appreciation and interpretation of the spiderweb-like pattern(s) formed by the ejaculate. This is how psychiatrists used to perform Rorschach tests.

Hey, baby, mind if I splatterfap the Mona Lisa on your ass?

by Rid3r August 13, 2012

Splatterday

To consume as much alcohol as you can until you splatter on any Saturday of the year. Vomiting, blacking out, and/or passing out can be considered "getting splattered".

Matt : Hey! Splatter day this weekend at my place?

Chase: I don't know man. Remember what happened last Splatterday?

by FunnyAssMatt February 7, 2015

Splatching

The noise the penis makes when one starts masturbating but his penis is not entirely hard yet.

Joe started to jerk, but he got turned off by the splatching.

by Fhowa May 31, 2016

Splatternug

When you cum every where somewhere you don't want to

I splatternug in my classroom in 3rd period

by NerdAlertAround October 24, 2016