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S - Kee - zer . Driving around for no reason other than wasting time. The reason may be classified as looking for titillating members of the opposite sex, but make no mistake. Time will be wasted. One can also drink alcoholic beverages while participating in this event.
Hey! Me and Superman are gonna ride skeezer. Wanna go?

Person 1: Seen any dime pieces lately?
Person 2: Damn Straight! Q-tip and me was ridin' skeezer yesterday and saw a slammin blonde on campus.
Skeezer by agr790 December 27, 2010
Someone who is a sell-out, or someone who never follows through on something.
You said you were coming over, but you skeezed out..... bitch.
skeeze by Nikki August 13, 2003
The word used when your skin is peeling from a sunburn.
Sunburnt freak 1: omg! my skin is peeling from when we went to Mexico last week!

Sunburnt freak 2: ho'shit so skeely. 8D

Horny guy: I'd tap dat skeely ass.

Freak 1: -Wink wink- I'm suck a whore!!1 I tanned my butt.

Guy: -Peels her ass- Hows dat feeeeel?

Freak 1: Oooooh! MY SKEELY! -ass orgasm-
A person who is a whore or gross and nasty.
That girl is a skeezle or a skeeze!
skeezle by cody stogsdill April 25, 2006
A sell-out; or someone who says they will do something and never does it.
Paco said he would come over, but he skeezed out.
Skeeze by Nicole Elisabeth August 14, 2003
a long armed, long legged, long necked, short torsoed male or female
wow, look at that skeeze, there just such a skeeze
skeeze by kevin donovan June 4, 2003