perculesees

Perculesees means sex in ancient Egypt

Let’s go have perculesees

by Idiot trash 123 November 22, 2019

Porcelain Skipper

The act of Porcelain Skipper is completed when one person is on their hands and knees, head hanging over a toilet while vomiting. The second person then enters the first person from behind while the first person remains in the kneeling position. The Porcelain Skipper is commonly performed after consumption of alcohol.

The old lady got wasted last night and puked in the toilet, so I gave her the Porcelain Skipper.

by Muskieman9 December 29, 2019

Porcelain Sock

A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.

My parents found my Porcelain sock under my bed. Now we have to have the talk.

by Nissanqueef January 4, 2020

perelastic

pere·las·tic

(of a phenomenon) due to an environment much warmer than the surrounding landscape

"a tropical high tide with a very perelastic effect"

by GoldenPal May 20, 2020

Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit

I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

by El_Durazno July 5, 2020

Percent Down

When a woman romantically asks to give you head and/or offers to peg you, declining her offer will make her angry and will result in an outburst of anger which will get you gripped IRL

Hey, want some percent downs?

by Colt69420XD November 26, 2020

Penceling

The American version of a Quisling. A person who sells out their country to another country, in this case the CCP

Did you just betray your country? You're such a Penceling

by Pedeville January 6, 2021