plumpkin

A girl giving a guy a blow job while the guy is taking a crap

While in deep constipation, John received a plumpkin from susan.

by Mangs May 16, 2006

plume

n. A feathery object that makes your band hat about a foot higher than it is to begin with. Often used to trick the freshmen by telling them it's on backwards. If one starts to have an odor, it never goes away.

as a freshmen "Is my plume on backwards? why does it smell so bad?"

as a senior "Your plume is on backwards, and no, it isn't suppose to smell"

by sdfa May 13, 2005

plumber

A man who engages in intercourse with a large amount of women.

He hasn't he been with? That kid's a serious plumber!

by Javi March 7, 2005

Liquid Plumber

When one takes a hard poop then immediately after the hard poop comes out diarrhea follows that poop making a "Liquid Plumber"

Yo I just took the meanest Liquid Plumber ever.

by cdaconto June 18, 2011

Joe the Plumber

Brother of Mike the Mechanic, son of Jane the Prostitute, father of Jonny, the chronic falling-down-well child, husband of Wonderwoman.

Friend to all?

1) In your entry, link to other words with square brackets.

2) Joe the Plumber is everyone's fair weather friend.

by sux0r February 23, 2009

big dick plumber chick

1. a female who is equipped and experienced in processing oversized members.

2. a tranny hooker who eats assholes.

3. a well-endowed plumber whose Christian name is Richard, and happens to look like a woman.

4. bull-dikes

i was down at the pub, taking a leak in the bathroom, when all of a sudden i was jumped by a 300-pound big dick plumber chick.

by kgspeeniz2 May 6, 2011

Plumpkin

While simultaniously recieving head and taking a dump, the reciever stands up slightly so the poop falls into the toilet and the toilet water splashes the giver in the face.

I was getting head from some ho and gave her a fat plumpkin.

by Optimus Prime April 28, 2003