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pick me V.S. pick me

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pick me girl 1: lmaoo you actually think the boys like you, i only hang out with boys to avoid girls like you.

pick me girl 2: oh yeah? well at least i'm not wearing ANY makeup to cover my acne. i'm all natural

pick me girl 1: natural my ass. i see those fake eyelashes. u white bitch, can't even have long natural lashes like me!

pick me girl 2: lmao ok. just shut the fuck up and go back in the kitchen you whore.

pick me girl 1: aww sweetie pie seems to forget she's a girl too!! girls like you shouldn't have never been given the opportunity to vote

pick me girl 2: pleaseee, i can do much more than you, thats why my vote counts. i bet you can't even skate, or play games.

pick me girl 1: oh, but i can. i can skate, play video games, and i even wear baggy clothes. are you shocked?

pick me girl 2: you're such a pick me girl

pick me girl 1: kill yourself.

-pick me V.S. pick me
by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022
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Pickens

An absolute small fry (usually named Kaden) most can't comprehend how easy this idiot is. Doesn't even smoke cigs and hardly ever pushes McMillan.
Seth, Ethan, and Jaden are such Pickens they can't even do ten pushups.
by Eli-TheBeast February 28, 2023
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oyster picking

when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster
chris opened chelseas ass and pulled off some spectacular oyster picking
by LT CASEY RYBACK June 16, 2009
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knicker picker

person 1: Have you seen the new kid?
person 2: Yeah, he's allways got his hands in his pants!
person 1: He's such a knicker picker!
by singletilldeath.com August 22, 2009
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Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.
Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.
by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012
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Crissed as a picket

Extremely drunk - Australian Spoonerism (Pissed as a cricket). Usually used to describe being drunk to the point of being incoherent and uncoordinated. Australian equivalent of nissed as a pewt.
"Did you see Andrew? He's crissed as a picket mate!"
by DanielMac February 25, 2008
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Pickachu

Pickachu is a foreign creature that resembles a cute yellow rat with red circles on its cheek from harsh physical abuse from its trainer.
Because of the cuteness that seems to radiate from this specimen, it seems to temps trainers to continuously abuse there friendly pokemon.
Its only defense is to shock the living shit out of its trainer, but seems to only expel enough volts to make them dizzy untill they return to abusing it.
Uhhhhh your mother fucking pickachu *Troll face*
by TitanBelt January 9, 2014
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