Halal Pi

When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.

The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.

by Fasters February 10, 2022

Pi Pyramidologist

One who numerologically believes that the value of the number π and a number of mathematical formulas are encoded in the structure of the Great Pyramid in Egypt—for example, the perimeter of the base of the Great Pyramid divided by twice its height supposedly gives the value 3.150685.

Pi pyramidologists restrict their attention to the Great Pyramid but ignore other Egyptian pyramids—if the heights and base dimensions of 22 true pyramids were used to calculate π, the value ranges from 2.58 to 4.42.

by Fasters February 10, 2022

pi

when the pi a pi

“a pi”

by ooooooooowoooooooo February 12, 2022

Harpos Pies

When you buy random objects from waitress, like a set of pies, and then never collect on them, or never really anticipate you will get them.

I can't believe Brooks bought 6 "harpos pies" from that waitress; he is never going to get them...

by cgrizcookiemonster March 10, 2022

Pi Your Bitcoin

When crypto scammers promise gullible folks that for a nominal fee they would help them trade the bitcoin they send to them, by generating at least three times the amount within 24 or 48 hours.

Countless sites boldly advertise their “Pi Your Bitcoin” trading strategy, by putting the word “legit” to make people believe it’s not a scam.

by Fasters March 27, 2022

Delta sigma Pi

A bunch of bozos who run around in suits thinking it makes them important. The reality is that all of them come from affluent backgrounds and will get in anywhere because their dads are Vice Presidents of Goldman.

Someone tell Chad that Delta sigma Pi won't make his dick any bigger.

by MickeySingh April 12, 2022

Pi

3.
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Nerd: wanna hear how much of pi I know?
Guy: OH NO NOT AGAI...
Nerd: 3.
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82097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798

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by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 1, 2020