Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis majestically emerges from the water.

We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

Messy Nessie

A messy Nessie is when your poop is so long that one end of it is sticking out of the toilet water like the head of the Loch Ness monster

That messy Nessie was so long that it almost touched my butt

by Feicstur November 29, 2024

bru ness

used for a sad way of saying bru but dragging it as a exaggerating form of bru

bru ness why cant you get me a sandwich ??

by kblaze07 December 13, 2024

dirty ness

A obsecusavely wide pig plays with her sons Johnson during the night causing the step father to open his dick hole and put controller grease as a funnel way for the 2 toorak avenue baxter

I did a dirty ness last night

by The Philophil Sempai December 16, 2024

Alexis Ness

Micheal Kaiser's lap dog but that's ok cause i still love him even if he a bit too delusional <333

Rando: hey i have smth to tell you.....
Me: oh what is it..
Rando: I-i love alexis ness!
Me: Same!!! AHHH twins

Alexis Ness: *thinking about how kaiser left his sorry ass*

by chipsandflowerss3434 February 17, 2025

Van Ness Gangsters

The Van Ness Gangsters also known as the 40 Brims, Rollin' 50s Brims, or 4-Deuce Brims is a predominantly African American gang. The Van Ness Gangsters members get involved in such things as drug sales, kidnappings, and murders.

VAN NESS GANGSTERS LXVE DA BEST LXVE HOMIE!!! WH54P WH50P DAWG STRAIGHT DA blankK UP!! FLAGGIN DA RED 24/7 ALL DAY EVERYDAY! YG KXLD UP XN DIS BITXH!!!

by DND Chxzen April 5, 2025

P-ness

A word use to decsribe the quality or condition of ones p.

Jerad and ray were arguing about has more p-ness.

by Buephured James April 28, 2025