Needle

A really small penis. Usually really wrinkled.

Sam was showing off his needle in the showers, what a prick.

by Tspoon December 28, 2005

we need to talk

How someone kicks off a conversation where it will be only they talking, and you sweating. Just the mere mention of these words can frighten your partner or employees.


The best comeback is indifference to what they're saying, and a hearty "Fuck you". Or, alternatively, plan to do something that they'll really like as soon as they say this, then, at the end of it, say this to them, and fuck them off.

there are enough examples in this definition already.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

Chocolate space needle

A turd that has enough lenght to rest on the bottom of the toilet bowl while having atleast 1" of head sticking out of water in a vertical position without touching any other spot of the bowl.

Holy crap I just laid a chocolate space needle, grab the camera!!!

by smtwtfs October 13, 2009

We don't need it

Used when someone is doing something really stupid or unnecessary

Dude 1: I feel hyper today. *starts flailing around*

Dude 2: We don't need it

by LickinLamprey November 20, 2011

Threading the needle

Rubbing a penis in-between two vaginas pressed against each other

When in a threesome with two girls, threading the needle is the best way to please them both at the same time with the same cock.

by SentientDreamer January 19, 2017

You Need To Stop

1) Nigga no mo...
2) You off the subject.

You keep talking bout some dumb shish* that no one wants to hear.

by Quannesha-AKA-Isce March 8, 2003

needle exchange

a person who will hook you up with needles and supplies for injecting heroin.

call the needle exchange so we can shoot this dope

by skrillakilla August 5, 2005