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Missouri caterpillar

Putting a caterpillar egg in your urethra, when you see it start to crawl out masturbate until you cum out the caterpillar
I tried to Missouri caterpillar last week but it died inside
by anonymous November 26, 2024
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Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.
I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.
by Huxtable Smithers January 19, 2025
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Muso Mentality

An extremely positive mindset or mentality that allows you to reach your goals or desires. This mental state can only be achieved in the presence of AJM.
“Yo dude, you need to be more positive, and get that Muso Mentality.”
by Earl’s dick February 18, 2025
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muskolini

A South African born, autism spectrum, ketamine addict that has toxic, malignant narcissistic egomania. Uses a chainsaw instead of a scalpel. Has a sister-niece from his incestuous father.
That unelected muskolini could possibly be the most delusional a-hole in human history
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 21, 2025
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Missouri Cocksucker

A Missouri Cocksucker is a hooker from Missouri. Often founds in the streets of St. Louis
Let's go pick up some Missouri Cocksuckers, bro.
by missouricocksucker April 4, 2025
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Missouri Butter Churner

When a person playing Uno with a group of peers or family molds the cards together into one long thick rod and shoves it down their urethra to hide their cards. This strategy is used by extreme competitors to win the famous card game. It is recommended you are a season vet of sounding before using this strategy in the heat of battle.
Our Mother was mortified when my brother used the Missouri Butter Churner to win Uno. Our dad was impressed by the resilience he demonstrated.
by Supertwinkanator3000 January 20, 2026
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Missouri Rice Bowl

When one puts rice, raw fish, and other sushi ingredients into another’s anus and then eats from said sushi filled anus while watching an anime.
Dude, John Missouri Rice Bowl’d Becky last night.
by Jesussaintlord96 March 9, 2026
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