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mobile proctology

In 100 years I will be considered the grandfather of mobile proctology.
I started my mobile proctology business in the mid 90s in a 1985 Club Wagon. First checkup is free!

We are considering going public.
by Tha Cuddla January 25, 2005
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mobility

adj.
The act of being a mobile home, (eg: white trash)

Comparing something/someone to being low-life, cheap, etc.
Ex:

That car is mobility!
by bimmerj February 28, 2008
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mobile mouth

A person who carries on cell phone conversations in public places in such a loud voice it's as if they're sure everyone just has to be interested in what they're saying.
Even though I was several aisles away in the supermarket, I couldn't help but hear that mobile mouth as clearly as if he were talking to me.
by backinbowl January 19, 2010
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mobile brownie

A black man who can run really fast. Most frequently from the Po po.
White Man 1: "Hey man we gotta nail that mobile brownie".
White Man 2: "Why"?
WHite Man 1: "He stole my bike!"
by Hoobiedoobie May 1, 2008
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Mobile Gamers

Peasants who are more poor than than console peasants
Self Proclaimed gamers who share their so called montages on Instagram with a huge watermark and effects which gives epilepsy to others.
Usually Shits about why they Don't need to buy a Console/PC.
Not actually REAL gamers.
Doesn't know about others games than PUBG MOBILE , FREE FIRE or CALL OF DUTY MOBILE
Certified Virgins
Boy 1 : Have you tried playing PUBG MOBILE ?
Boy 2 : Ewww , thats that game sucks and only so called MOBILE GAMERS play it

Virgin mobile gamer : Can you please check my Instagram gaming page, i upload PUBG MOBILE montages ?
Chad PC gamer : Get out of my sight , you unworthy MOBILE GAMER
by Shihiro Taiyo January 30, 2021
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moblin

Moblin - a creature from the Nintendo game (Zelda).

the centence can be used like:
You have been WTF moblin pwned or
The fucking moblin up.

It can be used in any centence
you moblin fucked mum
by Moblin November 10, 2004
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weiner mobile

The weiner mobile took a ride on the chocolate freeway!
by bex rach bam November 14, 2004
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