red mist

Military: What happens when you step on a landmine.

Couple a' gooks infiltrating the perimeter wire turned into red mist...

by Slag Hammer December 28, 2003

misted

Democrat spelling of the english word "missed".

Definition: To feel sorrow and joy at the same time, while receiving a lost loved one's government subsidy.

Actual example from the back window of a Cadillac in the Social Security Office parking lot: "R.I.P. Rose,
You will be misted"

by Rev. Calvin McDougle December 28, 2004

Mist

verb. To douse a peer or stranger using a bottle of any type of liquor. Beer is most often preferred due to its economic vaue, while on the same token, more expensive beverages can heighten the excitement of all involved.

"Mist me, Michael!"; "Beverly! Get misted, girl!"; He was in desperate need of a shower following a good night of misting.

by Candle in the Mist September 19, 2008

mistyfied

A word to describe a false or , half truth statement that was made by a girl name Misty. Also an alter reality of the truth to benefit Misty. A psycho bitch's misinterpretation, or manipulation of the truth to benefit ones self named Misty. A lie told by a girl named Misty. Another word for bull shit spoken by Misty. A super slutty hore aka SSH , named Misty that spreads nothing but lies and has/will cause disruption of other peoples lives or destruction of marriages. A true statement spoken by a girl name Misty that should have never been repeated. In general , anything that comes out of a supper slutty psycho hore's mouth named Misty ,and yes that means even your cock.

"That shit sounds like it's been mistyfied."
"Misty told me that she was my friend and then turned around and slept with my man."
"Damn ,that's mistyfied!"
"My fucking ex has mistyfied everything about our relationship to everyone she has met."
"I think my dick caught something when it was mistyfied."

by Maid Mercy November 3, 2006

resist The Mist

Many have tried. Few have succeeded. See also "Misti-fied".

It ain't easy to resist The Mist!

by 8six753oh9 April 5, 2003

best mistake

When you do something or you don't want them but I don't want you so your the best mistake. I didn't want you before but now I do and it also mean you did something you regret and now you don't regret it anymore

Dang!! Gurl you da best mistake I ever had! ;)

by Magic awesome banana painters February 8, 2015

Missy

It is the nickname of messi because he can't score penalty.

Missy missed another penalty today against brazil.

by riad99 October 18, 2014