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mystified 

i am so mystified as to why she is with that fugly a*$ mother f*@$er
mystified by sofa king cool May 24, 2006

mystified 

sum scrawny ass annoyin bitch ass white boy that says "K" every 10 seconds.

the most annoyin ass human that youll ever meet.
"hey im mystified! i suck dick and sacredthegoat negs!"

"Person 1: Yo bro I just won the lottery."
"Person 2: K."
"Person 1: dawg dont be such a mystified."
mystified by sacredthegoat June 20, 2022
A word to describe a false or , half truth statement that was made by a girl name Misty. Also an alter reality of the truth to benefit Misty. A psycho bitch's misinterpretation, or manipulation of the truth to benefit ones self named Misty. A lie told by a girl named Misty. Another word for bull shit spoken by Misty. A super slutty hore aka SSH , named Misty that spreads nothing but lies and has/will cause disruption of other peoples lives or destruction of marriages. A true statement spoken by a girl name Misty that should have never been repeated. In general , anything that comes out of a supper slutty psycho hore's mouth named Misty ,and yes that means even your cock.
"That shit sounds like it's been mistyfied."
"Misty told me that she was my friend and then turned around and slept with my man."
"Damn ,that's mistyfied!"
"My fucking ex has mistyfied everything about our relationship to everyone she has met."
"I think my dick caught something when it was mistyfied."
mistyfied by Maid Mercy November 3, 2006

Mustified 

Past tense for Musitfy

Its derived from Urdu/Hindi word "Must" for something that is good looking and stunning in appearance.

Making something good in appearance, beautifying or making it attractive.
Ali "Oh ! man you just mustified your car, it look awesome."
Mustified by shkb March 9, 2010

Mistified 

When the moisture or vapor of another person or entity cover ones body or face.
I accidentally peed into the wind.. I was mistified
Mistified by Mrmaxweld February 27, 2021

Moistified 

The act of applying moisture to an object or person.
Oh damn! she just got Moistified!