matieu

matieu (a.k.a big-boss-nigga-man) is the superior species to all. Matieu can be compared to prime LeBron James (it knows ball). It is the most musculary dense creature to roam the planet, making it the most highly fuckable species. It also makes any woman squirt in their bedussy the instant it makes eye contact.

You are such a matieu

by tidbbskz November 27, 2025

matilda

every good or amazing word combined in a word ; beautiful, pretty, strong, etc.

“You’re so matilda.”

by d1girlfriendglazer November 29, 2025

Loser Matinée

A loser matinée occurs when one cannot find anyone to go see a particular movie with them. If you are going to see it by yourself anyway, might as well save a few dollars by seeing a matinée.

Loser #1: I couldn't find anyone to see 'Baby's Day Out' with me, so I just went to a loser matinée."

Loser #2: "Shit, so did I. We should have just gone together."

Loser #1: "Fag."

by NiceGuyJon May 5, 2010

ape mating ritual

Usually a frightening Social Studies teacher's way of referring to a couple showing PDA.

Aaron this better not be a weird ape mating ritual.

by snoutwash69 November 24, 2015

port matilda

A shit hole town in central Pennsylvania, surrounded by college sloots, druggies, fuckboys and home of the largest Fuckboy in the US, his mommy and daddy buy him whatever he wants. The shittiest shit hole in all the world .

Such a lovely shit hole Port Matilda.

Fuckboy's Shit Hole, he is def from Port Matilda,

by Shit hole dweller 13 March 4, 2016

Primal Mating Cal

A sound or selection of animal noises (ex. grunts) to attract one of the same species.

Roar, roar, roar.

What was that?!

My primal mating call.

by divergentbananas0179 March 13, 2016

kassandra matias

A bad ass bitch who don't take shit from no one also one of my bestfriends. She will fuck you up so take a step back before you throw hand's with her !

Kassandra Matias is a savage

by Hey thete September 2, 2017