Definitions by snoutwash69

ape mating ritual 

Usually a frightening Social Studies teacher's way of referring to a couple showing PDA.

Aaron this better not be a weird ape mating ritual.

ape mating ritual by snoutwash69 November 24, 2015

Toddler face

The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.

My dad got major toddler face after eating saucy ribs.

Toddler face by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014